Blog Relocation
05/08/2009, 7:27 pm
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Calling all men: You can be a skinny (cenegenics) bastard!
05/07/2009, 1:21 pm
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cenegenics-programWomen are already the victims of countless diet books and weight-loss scams, it seems only fitting that men start to bear more of the body image weight. Of course, guys have never been immune from society’s physical fixation: a recent national survey found that 44% of men were dissatisfied with their weight, though, unlike the ladies, the gents usually wanted to bulk up rather than downsize.

Maybe Cenegenics is their solution. The “proven age management system” operates out of Manhattan, though they have other locations and long-distance consultations for faraway fellas. At the Cenegenics clinic, clients have their own personal team – physician, nutritionist and exercise physiologist – and are subjected to a “whole body” evaluation and health plan.

A health plan that will probably involve a lot of steroids. Cenegenics openly prescribes human growth 41bagiwffklhormone, which boost biceps and, inconveniently enough, also trigger the growth of cancer cells. According to Dr. Shlomo Melmed, president of the International Society of Endocrinologists, prescribing human growth hormone to adults for any condition but AIDS-related wasting or rare pituitary disorders is “illegal, and inappropriate medically.”

For a less dangerous path to his physical peak, a man can now be a Skinny Bastard alongside his Skinny Bitch girlfriend. Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin, the authors of the series of sassy vegan nutrition tomes for women, are now appealing to the other gender. The book, which kindly informs guys that “a hot-bodied man is a head-turner,” may be capitalizing on men’s insecurities – but at least it isn’t killing them.



“Old” news in depression

depressionFine wine, record players and Tom Brokaw. All wonderful old things! But older isn’t always better – except, sometimes, it is. At least, researchers think it is. That’s the take-home message from a round-up of new research into all-things depression this week.

A report on mental health trends in Health Affairs found that senior citizens are using psychiatric drugs twice as often as they were 10 years ago. Around 16 percent of Americans over 65 have been diagnosed with a mental illness and 15 percent overall are taking antidepressants or anti-psychotics. The report doesn’t suggest that older people are suffering from mental illness more often. Instead, researchers think that the elderly often went undiagnosed in years past.

At least they’ve got a slew of drug options, thanks to the meds that all those crazy kids in them laboratories have been coming up with! Dozens of anti-depressants are on the market, but a systematic review by The Cochrane Institute found that if it aint broke, you shouldn’t try to fix it: older medications were more effective than the new releases. Zoloft, which has been available for acute depression since 1991, was the best of 12 meds, based on data from 10,000 patients.

…That assumes those patients weren’t “cherry picked,” making their results inapplicable to the general population. That’s the claim of a report led by the University of Pittsburg Graduate School of Public Health, in the May issue of the American Journal of Psychiatry. According to their research, only 22% of patients taking a particular anti-depressant met critera to participate in phase III FDA approval trials. That raises concerns that traditional FDA efficacy studies may not be applicable to the general population of anti-depressant users.

Seniors are more depressed, new medication isn’t getting us anywhere and results from studies on anti-depressant medication is tainted? I feel a few grey hairs coming on…